Macau is an odd place, the first reaction would be to say what everyone says and that it's the Vegas of the east, but it's not...it's the Blackpool of the China!! OK, it's got the grand casinos of Vegas but it also has the regular tourist attractions like old buildings from it's colonial past, you can go to the top of the tower to see the view from too. Also, just like Blackpool, finding anyone who speaks English is quite a novelty. They really don't speak a word of it here in Macau, Andrea opted for the 'shouting the question in English even louder whilst I just got better at pointing.
Anyway, arriving in Macau is an eye opener. The taxi took us past the new venetian casino which is simply enormous and is the second largest building in the world, then over the bridge gave us view of the Grand Lisboa which is like a giant LED ball with a golden palm tree shaped hotel planted on top of it.
We stayed at the Hotel/Casino Fortuna initially which had more modestly priced rooms but like vegas the room prices go sky high on a Friday and Saturday night so we had to move again to a regular hotel that had views Chinese mainland! The casinos here are what Andrea call "hardcore" casinos full of very high stakes games, oh and stupid card games like Casino War which consists of everyone being given a card and if the dealers card is higher than yours, you loose ! it's a nice fast way to loose your money.
Walking about one night we stumbled upon the control tower for the motor racing street circuit. There has been nods from the bods saying that it will be on the F1 Calender soon, apparently. Further on from here was a weird "theme village" that contained, a volcano, a Chinese kinda temple, a stereotypical middle eastern town, Italy, New Orleans, and of course Africa. Apart from the middle east and the volcano, the other areas were themes for the restaurants within them. It was all very cheesy and the locals and Andrea loved it. The thing that made me laugh was there were quite a few posters advertising a kind of an advanced laser quest that was going to the held in the middle east !! I'm guessing the soldiers vs terrorists is a stereotype too now!
Anyway, wandering about we discovered where the new MGM Grand is going to be built, it's certainly big and kinda looks like 3 giant lego bricks ontop of each other. The MGM Lion is very impressive as its colours change occasionally.
On the next block to the MGM we stopped at a bar called the "MP3 Bar" that had some westerners there. The geeky side of us was drawn to the MP3 but after sitting down there it wasn't until a very scantily clad lady came up to us and asked what we fancied to drink did we realise what it was all about. It was then that we noticed that all the westerners were blokes and all the ladies were Russian/East European go-go dancers. They even had a pole in the middle of the bar where occasionally one of the girls would give a performance. Anyway, there were a lot of men that were "on business" in the bar with leggy blonds all over them, that was until a bunch of leggy asians wandered up the road and stopped outside (i think they were mobile go-go girls, have to keep up with the times i guess). They then swamped the blokes and were chatting and getting all touchy touchy. I had the feeling that at any moment a great big "girlfriend" *wobbles head* fight was gonna break out between the blonds and the asians....alas not. It was all very interesting though and I would recommend it for a drink or two.
Macau seemed to be famous for two things food wise, one was these really dry shortbread biscuits, which are quite nice once the dryness has gone, and these pieces of flat beef jerky Chinese style with all sorts of sauces over them. The shops selling these things were swamped with a throng of asian tourists buying loads of stuff whilst outside there were ladies from the shops offering samples of the biscuits and the jerky. They were at least to everyone except for Andrea as one lady refused to give her a sample biscuit. There was a moment where the woman was stood on the spot turning in circles whilst Andrea was running round the outside trying to grab a biscuit ! hehehe.
Andrea loved Macau and could of probably spent a couple of weeks here, for my part I though Macau was ok but it would be interesting to see it in about 5 years or so. For me, Hong Kong was much much better. :)
Monday, October 22, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Bangkok
We were here for 3 days and purposely didnt want to do any of the normal temple sites but go shopping and see the night sights.
So first stop was a hotel on Th Khao San called D & D inn. We arrived here at 8 in the morning from the train journey. We didnt actually want to be on Khao San Road but the taxi driver managed to overcharge us and then just dropped us off on this road even though we directed him to another road putting us both in a bad mood.
This road is where all the backpackers stay on. Its a drinking road but weirdly closes at 12. For example at 12 oclock on the first night we were sat on the road on some plastic stools chatting to some people drinking from plastic glasses, when suddenly we had to stand up and look like we were just walking around as the police went past. We then were able to sit back on our plastic stools again and continue chatting.
The days were spent shopping, we found a great shopping centre that had floors and floors of stuff to buy, so we bought a lot of stuff. It was Simons turn to go mad this time.
To go shopping we took what they call Tuk-Tuks . This was one of those things on the tick list to have done and is now completed. It was not the nicest journey we have had as it stinks of exhaust fumes and is very nosy.
The other entry on our list of things to do was to go to a ping pong show on Patpong Road. This was a disaster as we got ripped of when we went in to a club and had to pay triple the price of the drinks that they said. I tried to argue with the madam but really we didnt have any choice and as Simon pointed out, me arguing with this women is not going to get us anywhere apart from a punch on the nose. The girls just wanted tipping all the time for trying to massage my arms whilst we watched the bored fat semi naked girl fire darts from her bits into the balloons (was actually pretty impressive). We quickly had our drinks and left and instead of going into any other bars we went around the market instead. Ah shopping again.
So it was back to forgetting the seedy side of Bangkok and sticking with the dodgy shopping side of Bangkok. I think overall i preferred Kuala Lumpur for shopping.
Just before we left Thailand i managed to convince Simon that he couldnt leave without having some type of massage so he had 30mins of foot reflexology and i had a back massage. I think Simon came out better then i did because the women whilst very good caused me a lot of pain pulling me and pounding me. I think the objective is for them to get my bones to crack but as my bones dont really crack anyway it really hurt :-).
Flight to Macau was on Thursday 11th October on Air Asia
So first stop was a hotel on Th Khao San called D & D inn. We arrived here at 8 in the morning from the train journey. We didnt actually want to be on Khao San Road but the taxi driver managed to overcharge us and then just dropped us off on this road even though we directed him to another road putting us both in a bad mood.
This road is where all the backpackers stay on. Its a drinking road but weirdly closes at 12. For example at 12 oclock on the first night we were sat on the road on some plastic stools chatting to some people drinking from plastic glasses, when suddenly we had to stand up and look like we were just walking around as the police went past. We then were able to sit back on our plastic stools again and continue chatting.
The days were spent shopping, we found a great shopping centre that had floors and floors of stuff to buy, so we bought a lot of stuff. It was Simons turn to go mad this time.
To go shopping we took what they call Tuk-Tuks . This was one of those things on the tick list to have done and is now completed. It was not the nicest journey we have had as it stinks of exhaust fumes and is very nosy.
The other entry on our list of things to do was to go to a ping pong show on Patpong Road. This was a disaster as we got ripped of when we went in to a club and had to pay triple the price of the drinks that they said. I tried to argue with the madam but really we didnt have any choice and as Simon pointed out, me arguing with this women is not going to get us anywhere apart from a punch on the nose. The girls just wanted tipping all the time for trying to massage my arms whilst we watched the bored fat semi naked girl fire darts from her bits into the balloons (was actually pretty impressive). We quickly had our drinks and left and instead of going into any other bars we went around the market instead. Ah shopping again.
So it was back to forgetting the seedy side of Bangkok and sticking with the dodgy shopping side of Bangkok. I think overall i preferred Kuala Lumpur for shopping.
Just before we left Thailand i managed to convince Simon that he couldnt leave without having some type of massage so he had 30mins of foot reflexology and i had a back massage. I think Simon came out better then i did because the women whilst very good caused me a lot of pain pulling me and pounding me. I think the objective is for them to get my bones to crack but as my bones dont really crack anyway it really hurt :-).
Flight to Macau was on Thursday 11th October on Air Asia
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Overnight Train to Bangkok from Champeon
Sat on a train writing this, its 10 oclock at night sat in 1st class on the lower bunk with Simon nattering away to me in the dark on the top bunk. We have left Ko Toa and caught a boat for 3 hours to mainland Thailand and now we are on the overnight train to Bangkok. We paid 1500 bahts each which is about 23 quid altogether. We decided to go 1st class as we get our own little cabin with a sink and space for the luggage. Shame we arrive in Bangkok at 6 in the morning. Before we got on the train we had a couple of hours to kill at Champeon town so we went for a really nice but oh so so spicy thai meal. I had spicy shrimp noodles and Simon had fried pork and fried rice with extra chilli added. We both had to sup our drinks quick just to get rid of the inflamed lips. We had a quick nosy through the night market and bought some grapes for 20bahts,and a really tacky but amusing dragon drum thingy for 40bahts(75p). This seemed to amuse people as we were waiting at the platform trying to work out which train we should get on, admittedly tippsy after supping a lot of drink cos of how spicy the food was. When i went in to the toilet at the station (which i took a pic of cos of the mold on the wall) Simon got accosted by a thai women and her son and he thought they wer begging for money but actually the son he had a questionaire that he wanted answering for school. We got a pic of them. I also got a pic of me with our guard from the train. They did the Vietnam giggling thing of wanting to see the pic once it had been taken.
Ko Tao - on the populated side of the island
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ko_Tao
For the past 4 or 5 nights (im struggling to remember the day nether mind the date) we have stayed at the Sunset Buri resort. In a nice air con room. We went as cheap as we were willing to go in the 500 baht room over the otherside of the island, this place is 1000baht(13quid) and is much nicer and it has a swimming pool, which is good because the water here is full of jelly fish which im scared of. Simons been teaching me in the pool to dive down and pick the stone up from the bottom. i finally achieved it on my last dive down on the last day, with my goggles on and my nose clip. Diving in from the side next lesson.
Ive had a bad belly most of the time here and kept having to run off most nights back to the hotel. Bit embarrasing after meeting a couple(Roxanne and Peter) that Simon had met at Brekkie in Ko Phi Phi. We went out with them a couple of nights in particular to play pool, watch england beat aussie in rugby and then caberet. Caberet consits of the lady boys badly miming to songs dressed up in wild outfits, very entertaining.
We have been on 2 trips whilst being here:
Fishing trip. Simon caught a fish but whilst winding it in, a baracuda came and bit the fish of so Simon only ended up with the head of a fish. However as that was the only thing we caught he won our round the world fishing comp this time so its 2 each at the mo, might have to wait until we get back to england for the tiebreaker.
Andrea - Fiji, Whitsunday islands
Simon - Cairns, Ko Toa
Sorkeling trip. This was one of the best places we have ever snorkeled. We went to 5 different places over the day. The first stop was Shark Bay. I didnt see it but Simon said he saw a shark that was bigger then him. He said that was scary. One of the bays we went to was like a school for baby fish. It had all the pretty fish everywhere but they were tiny. We saw lots of 'Finding Nemo' fish but the best bit was seeing the baby sharks. We saw a couple of them swimming around and we would try to swim after them to take pics but they are to fast and to scared of people. Another bay called Mango Bay had the most amount of jelly fish ive ever seen. Its strange but i dont mind getting in the water knowing there is baby sharks there but show me some jelly fish and im scared.
The final stopping place was the island of nang-yuan. This is a beautiful island that has the water coming in from both sides and there is a tiny strip of sand you can sunbathe on in between. Of one of the sides you can go snorkeling which had some great fish and coral but for me the most interesting thing was watching the scuba divers in the water learning how to dive properly. They would be in the water, taking their masks of and learning how to put the mask on and clear it of water. I cant even dive to pick a stone up from the bottom of the swimming pool without lessons from Simon, i really dont think scuba diving is for me.
For the past 4 or 5 nights (im struggling to remember the day nether mind the date) we have stayed at the Sunset Buri resort. In a nice air con room. We went as cheap as we were willing to go in the 500 baht room over the otherside of the island, this place is 1000baht(13quid) and is much nicer and it has a swimming pool, which is good because the water here is full of jelly fish which im scared of. Simons been teaching me in the pool to dive down and pick the stone up from the bottom. i finally achieved it on my last dive down on the last day, with my goggles on and my nose clip. Diving in from the side next lesson.
Ive had a bad belly most of the time here and kept having to run off most nights back to the hotel. Bit embarrasing after meeting a couple(Roxanne and Peter) that Simon had met at Brekkie in Ko Phi Phi. We went out with them a couple of nights in particular to play pool, watch england beat aussie in rugby and then caberet. Caberet consits of the lady boys badly miming to songs dressed up in wild outfits, very entertaining.
We have been on 2 trips whilst being here:
Fishing trip. Simon caught a fish but whilst winding it in, a baracuda came and bit the fish of so Simon only ended up with the head of a fish. However as that was the only thing we caught he won our round the world fishing comp this time so its 2 each at the mo, might have to wait until we get back to england for the tiebreaker.
Andrea - Fiji, Whitsunday islands
Simon - Cairns, Ko Toa
Sorkeling trip. This was one of the best places we have ever snorkeled. We went to 5 different places over the day. The first stop was Shark Bay. I didnt see it but Simon said he saw a shark that was bigger then him. He said that was scary. One of the bays we went to was like a school for baby fish. It had all the pretty fish everywhere but they were tiny. We saw lots of 'Finding Nemo' fish but the best bit was seeing the baby sharks. We saw a couple of them swimming around and we would try to swim after them to take pics but they are to fast and to scared of people. Another bay called Mango Bay had the most amount of jelly fish ive ever seen. Its strange but i dont mind getting in the water knowing there is baby sharks there but show me some jelly fish and im scared.
The final stopping place was the island of nang-yuan. This is a beautiful island that has the water coming in from both sides and there is a tiny strip of sand you can sunbathe on in between. Of one of the sides you can go snorkeling which had some great fish and coral but for me the most interesting thing was watching the scuba divers in the water learning how to dive properly. They would be in the water, taking their masks of and learning how to put the mask on and clear it of water. I cant even dive to pick a stone up from the bottom of the swimming pool without lessons from Simon, i really dont think scuba diving is for me.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Holy Storms
It pretty much rains in Asia everyday, it's a bit like Florida in that it just chucks it down for 30 mins or so then disappears until the day after. The storms here in Thailand are like that, except that they tend to pounce on you. You can be sat on the beach reading your book or listening to your ipod and you spot a storm off in the distance. Then for the next hour the storm is still no nearer to you and the sun is shining. All of a sudden it will be chucking it down because the storm seemed to teleport to your beach. I only mention it because it happened again today, this time I forgot to grab my book in the rush to take shelter...it's soaking. Whenever it does happens though it always makes me laugh as it reminds me of this Monty Python sketch...
...oh btw, Andrea is the one camping it up !
...oh btw, Andrea is the one camping it up !
Monday, October 01, 2007
Koh Tao
The laptop has become infested with tiny little ants/termites (i can't tell which). Anyway, if the laptop is infested then i can imagine that everything else is. It makes typing this blog entry rather interesting. It's like a game of "whack a mole"...or rather "whack a mite". Our entry into the UK will be interesting going through the "something to declare" ;)
After arriving here in Koh Tao it was a taxi journey to the east side of the island. The roads here are really bad and taxi's tend to be Toyota HiLuxs or other big pick up 4x4 trucks. Everyone just sits in the back of the pick ups getting bounced around. Today, Andrea tried to use the camcorder on the back of one, i suspect it'll make everyone sick who watches it.
Anyway, the reason that we chose Koh Tao was that it was a little of the beaten track and it's also the #2 diving point in the world (#1 being the barrier reef). This was all according to them, which judging by the sheer number of diving companies here they might be right. As i've pointed out already, there isn't much in the way of roads here, but that's not all...24 hour electricity is a luxury, as is hot water. The mossies are pretty rampant on this island and seem to attack at any time of the day, the good news is is that you can see them to hit them. I walloped a big one yesterday that was feasting on my leg, when i lifted my hand up there was a big blood splatter mark left. I'm guessing it was my blood.
We were told that the east side was the best side to come snorkeling so we ended up at a place called Black Tip Diving in Tanote bay. The snorkeling was very very good, except that sometimes the water got a little cloudy. Great coral of all sorts, some small and wavey, some the size of buses. The variety of fish is pretty good too. The only problem with the place we stayed at was the hotel room, it had curtains that were too small, ants/termites and mossies everywhere (hence the problem with the laptop), power cuts, the worst shower ever (more of a cold dribble), and the hut had the same build quality as a "Prisoner Cell Block H" set...close the door and the whole wall wobbles.
Today, we had enough of slumming it and decided to leave the east side and head for west side where civilization is a bit better. Still no hot water though, but it appears to be one of our best rooms so far.
After arriving here in Koh Tao it was a taxi journey to the east side of the island. The roads here are really bad and taxi's tend to be Toyota HiLuxs or other big pick up 4x4 trucks. Everyone just sits in the back of the pick ups getting bounced around. Today, Andrea tried to use the camcorder on the back of one, i suspect it'll make everyone sick who watches it.
Anyway, the reason that we chose Koh Tao was that it was a little of the beaten track and it's also the #2 diving point in the world (#1 being the barrier reef). This was all according to them, which judging by the sheer number of diving companies here they might be right. As i've pointed out already, there isn't much in the way of roads here, but that's not all...24 hour electricity is a luxury, as is hot water. The mossies are pretty rampant on this island and seem to attack at any time of the day, the good news is is that you can see them to hit them. I walloped a big one yesterday that was feasting on my leg, when i lifted my hand up there was a big blood splatter mark left. I'm guessing it was my blood.
We were told that the east side was the best side to come snorkeling so we ended up at a place called Black Tip Diving in Tanote bay. The snorkeling was very very good, except that sometimes the water got a little cloudy. Great coral of all sorts, some small and wavey, some the size of buses. The variety of fish is pretty good too. The only problem with the place we stayed at was the hotel room, it had curtains that were too small, ants/termites and mossies everywhere (hence the problem with the laptop), power cuts, the worst shower ever (more of a cold dribble), and the hut had the same build quality as a "Prisoner Cell Block H" set...close the door and the whole wall wobbles.
Today, we had enough of slumming it and decided to leave the east side and head for west side where civilization is a bit better. Still no hot water though, but it appears to be one of our best rooms so far.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Mooning at Ko Pha-Ngan
Last night we went over by speed boat to another island for a Full Moon Party. We left our island at 7 in the evening and the first boat to take us back to the hotel was going to be 3 in the morning, so we knew it was giong to be a full on night.
So we went by speed boat - which did in fact speed. We were sat right at the front of the boat and as it flew over the waves we would lift out of our seats, at this stage i decided that there was not a chance i was going to get drunk at this party as there was now way i could get home by speed boat without being sick. When we got to the island the boat stopped so far from the beach we had to slide off the front of it and wade through the thigh deep water. Simon being the mountain goat that he is pretty much jumped of the boat and spend most of the evening with completely soaking shorts and undies.
Our first stop was somewhere to eat where luckily for me, they took that long to bring the food over i got to watch 2 shows of Friends on the tele. Next stop to even it out we went in a bar that had Family Guy on, which was extremely unfortunate because the 2 shows it was showing, we had watched the previous evening on the laptop.
At this stage the partys on the beach had really started to liven up and we spent the majority of the evening people watching getting pissed and falling over but still clutching their alcohol buckets.
The music was pumping out from about 10 different clubs on the beach and you could walk from one in to another watching people dance, only at one place did we really stop and listen to the old skool music before moving on people watching. As the night progressed more and more people were using the sea as a toilet, or using the beach as a bed. At one part of the beach there was a safe bed zone, ie a cornered of area that you could safely sleep. This was starting to get very busy.
At one stage whilst sat down on the rugs on the beach, a bunch of lady boys came and sat in front of us and were obviously perving at a bunch of english guys with their tops of. At one stage they got a picture all together but then when the lady boys tried to talk to the guys they hastely moved away. In another bar Simon saw a very drunk boy kissing a ladyboy and it was like oh he is so going to regret that tomorrow morning. hahaha
Simon had his head painted with a yellow mohican style strip which glowed in the dark and i got some red lit up horns, it helped us to find each other and Simon did look very cool.
By the end of the night after i had done a quick shop (to buy the souvenier t-shirt) and Simon had watched a girl crawl along the floor trying to hide under a shop stand and then wee'd herself whilst her boyfriend finally decided that giving her another drink probably wasnt the best idea. We decided to sit near our speed boat and try and get home. We managed to get on the 3 oclock speed boat not after having to wade through the water to my waist and fight the other 50 odd people trying to get on the boat as well. Highly amusing but hard work trying to keep the camera out of the water and being glad that neither me or Si were very drunk.
The speed boat back is one of the most terrifying journeys i have ever had, in that again we sat at the front and at some stages we were lifted out of our seats, and then it would bash down into the water. He had to slow down at some stages as the water was so rough. It didnt help that i had my hair washed and straightened at the hairdressers earlier and after the boat trip it was like a big ball of knots and Simon had spent most of the journey having it slapped against his face. hhahaaha
So we went by speed boat - which did in fact speed. We were sat right at the front of the boat and as it flew over the waves we would lift out of our seats, at this stage i decided that there was not a chance i was going to get drunk at this party as there was now way i could get home by speed boat without being sick. When we got to the island the boat stopped so far from the beach we had to slide off the front of it and wade through the thigh deep water. Simon being the mountain goat that he is pretty much jumped of the boat and spend most of the evening with completely soaking shorts and undies.
Our first stop was somewhere to eat where luckily for me, they took that long to bring the food over i got to watch 2 shows of Friends on the tele. Next stop to even it out we went in a bar that had Family Guy on, which was extremely unfortunate because the 2 shows it was showing, we had watched the previous evening on the laptop.
At this stage the partys on the beach had really started to liven up and we spent the majority of the evening people watching getting pissed and falling over but still clutching their alcohol buckets.
The music was pumping out from about 10 different clubs on the beach and you could walk from one in to another watching people dance, only at one place did we really stop and listen to the old skool music before moving on people watching. As the night progressed more and more people were using the sea as a toilet, or using the beach as a bed. At one part of the beach there was a safe bed zone, ie a cornered of area that you could safely sleep. This was starting to get very busy.
At one stage whilst sat down on the rugs on the beach, a bunch of lady boys came and sat in front of us and were obviously perving at a bunch of english guys with their tops of. At one stage they got a picture all together but then when the lady boys tried to talk to the guys they hastely moved away. In another bar Simon saw a very drunk boy kissing a ladyboy and it was like oh he is so going to regret that tomorrow morning. hahaha
Simon had his head painted with a yellow mohican style strip which glowed in the dark and i got some red lit up horns, it helped us to find each other and Simon did look very cool.
By the end of the night after i had done a quick shop (to buy the souvenier t-shirt) and Simon had watched a girl crawl along the floor trying to hide under a shop stand and then wee'd herself whilst her boyfriend finally decided that giving her another drink probably wasnt the best idea. We decided to sit near our speed boat and try and get home. We managed to get on the 3 oclock speed boat not after having to wade through the water to my waist and fight the other 50 odd people trying to get on the boat as well. Highly amusing but hard work trying to keep the camera out of the water and being glad that neither me or Si were very drunk.
The speed boat back is one of the most terrifying journeys i have ever had, in that again we sat at the front and at some stages we were lifted out of our seats, and then it would bash down into the water. He had to slow down at some stages as the water was so rough. It didnt help that i had my hair washed and straightened at the hairdressers earlier and after the boat trip it was like a big ball of knots and Simon had spent most of the journey having it slapped against his face. hhahaaha
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Koh Sumui
It took us a day to get here. Ferry from Phi Phi island to Krabi (2 hours), then a coach for 3 to 4 hours (very nice coach big recliner seats) and then a ferry for 2 hours to Koh Sumui and then a minivan to take us on to the other side of the island to Chaweng. We are staying in the Bann Chaweng Guest House. This town is massive but it is one long stretch of road(7km) with a lot of posh hotels. Our Guest house is 600bhts (just under a tenner) and is ok but as we found out last night its actually situated at the end of a little paved road and the 2 bars next to it are both gay bars, so they like Simon (he walked past before and they asked him not to be shy and come in.
Spent the day on the beach doing nothing. I keep shopping though, today I bought for 2 pound a table runner (at least thats what i think it is) of a guy on the beach. The girl behind me was buying 3 so we bargained together to get the 4 cheaper. Tomorrw im thinking a komono, i havent got one of them :-) oh and Si needs some new swimming shorts.
Tommorrow night of to the famous full moon party on the phangan island.
Spent the day on the beach doing nothing. I keep shopping though, today I bought for 2 pound a table runner (at least thats what i think it is) of a guy on the beach. The girl behind me was buying 3 so we bargained together to get the 4 cheaper. Tomorrw im thinking a komono, i havent got one of them :-) oh and Si needs some new swimming shorts.
Tommorrow night of to the famous full moon party on the phangan island.
Ko Phi Phi cont...
So we ended up spending about 5 days in Ko Phi Phi, which was a slight diversion of our trip but was a good choice in the end. It was a shame not to meet up with Erika (girl from Vietnam trip) in Krabi but we just couldnt get the ferry over in time and really from what we have seen and heard going to Ko Phi Phi was defo the correct choice.
On our last day we braved the 100+ steps to go up to the viewpoint which gave a panaromic view of Phi Phi. In the evening we went to the Cosmic restaurant which is our 3rd time there in 5 days as Simon liked the pizzas from there.
After the meal we walked around the island and bought some t-shirts and tried to find chopsticks (to add to our collection) and also to pass the old cute women shouting 'youhooo pancakes pancakes). Last stop was the irish pub to watch the man u versus Chelse match before bed.
Cute thing to remember - the little bird on the beach with the broken leg came to visit me both days whilst we were sat in the same deckchairs, obviously his little section of the beach.
On our last day we braved the 100+ steps to go up to the viewpoint which gave a panaromic view of Phi Phi. In the evening we went to the Cosmic restaurant which is our 3rd time there in 5 days as Simon liked the pizzas from there.
After the meal we walked around the island and bought some t-shirts and tried to find chopsticks (to add to our collection) and also to pass the old cute women shouting 'youhooo pancakes pancakes). Last stop was the irish pub to watch the man u versus Chelse match before bed.
Cute thing to remember - the little bird on the beach with the broken leg came to visit me both days whilst we were sat in the same deckchairs, obviously his little section of the beach.
Massages
Whilst ive been sat on the internet tonight, Simon was in a bar watching the rugby, after his second drink the waitress came up to him and asked if he wanted a massage. He said no, but can i have the bill and left hahahahahha bless him.....
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The Beach
We had a great time yesterday (Friday 21st Sept) on the afternoon trip. First stop was monkey beach, which to be honest me and Simon are both over seeing monkeys now as our experiences have shown us that they can infact be nasty buggers and therefore instead of finding them cute they scare me instead.
Next stop was an amazing place to snorkel. We saw some great fish including a catfish, and a big fat slug and Si saw some nemo's.
After that we went on to Maya Bay which is where the film 'the beach' was filmed. To get to the beach though we had to jump in the sea and then swim over to a little cave and crawl through it. Very exhilerating but fun.
Next stop was an amazing place to snorkel. We saw some great fish including a catfish, and a big fat slug and Si saw some nemo's.
After that we went on to Maya Bay which is where the film 'the beach' was filmed. To get to the beach though we had to jump in the sea and then swim over to a little cave and crawl through it. Very exhilerating but fun.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Phi Phi Island and Bond
The weather has turned and its hot hot hot, its that hot its almost to hot to sunbathe but not quite. Finally got Simon to sit out for most of the day in the sun yesterday and he has now got some colour. Hes hiding today though but hes gonna get more colour later when we go on the snorkling and then sunset tour. We get to go to the maya island where they do the film 'the beach'.
The other day we went on a trip from Patong to go to see a temple, a village on water and then the highlight of the trip around the James Bond island from the film 'the man with the golden gun'. The island was very good.
Phi Phi island is beautiful and has helped to change my attidude about thailand as Patong really didnt give a good impression of the place. Phi Phi has no cars or scooters and its all little paths that you walk around going into shops, travelagents, restaurants or internet cafes and then either walk over to one side where the pier is with the boats or the other side where the beach is. Our hotel is bang in the middle of both so not far to walk for either.
The other day we went on a trip from Patong to go to see a temple, a village on water and then the highlight of the trip around the James Bond island from the film 'the man with the golden gun'. The island was very good.
Phi Phi island is beautiful and has helped to change my attidude about thailand as Patong really didnt give a good impression of the place. Phi Phi has no cars or scooters and its all little paths that you walk around going into shops, travelagents, restaurants or internet cafes and then either walk over to one side where the pier is with the boats or the other side where the beach is. Our hotel is bang in the middle of both so not far to walk for either.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Thailand
It was very hard leaving Vietnam as both of us fell in love with the place, but all good things come to an end. Thailand is very different, much more developed and people don't stare at you for being a westerner.
We landed at Bangkok airport and stayed the night at a hotel nearby so we could decide where we were going next. Bangkok will be the last leg of our Thailand trip as Andrea has said that's where she'll be buying loads of stuff from. I think it's a favour so i don't have to carry so much around Thailand, i just have to carry it from then on ;) We decided on Phuket as geographically it seemed like the best place to start. This was the first time that we've ever turned up at an airport and not had a flight ticket, and we didn't have much trouble getting one. Bangkok airport is massive by the way and quite impressive. This was also our first taste at seeing some UK shops for almost a year. Andrea was all in a flutter when she saw a Boots Chemist !
Landing in Phuket the weather was really bad, the rain was very wet. We managed to book into a very classy hotel at Patong Beach called "PS2 Bungalow" it's about 8 pounds per night, has a pool/aircon and is our cheapest hotel yet ! woo! There are no PS2's in the room though which i think is blatant misadvertising, there are however a team of cute kittens that come up to us when we're outside. Patong is a dump really, it's very touristy and full of fish and chip shops and tacky shops...Not that any of this is bad, Andrea loves a bit of tat (or "classy tat" as she calls it).
Walking about here is pretty scary, not by the fact that you might get mugged or anything, but in the sheer number of Massage Parlours. They're all genuine and most of them have teams of thai ladies ouside and will shout, grab, probably flash their bits too, just to get you inside them. We've discovered that "Oil Massage" is the code word for the "extras" that may accompany a massage (how delicately did i put that !). Walking on my own it's ten times worse for me as that's when they start blocking your path and grabbing you. Andrea has it easy.
After three days here we finally hit the main street where all the action was. Before this we were spotting ladyboys (can't believe they have a link for ladyboys)here and there, but when we got to this street...oh my! It's on the street where the Thai boxing stadium is, and you can't swing a dead cat in this street without hitting a ladyboy or a go-go dancer. Most of the ladyboys are really easy to spot...they're just to butch, beardy, or hairy. Some of them however are really hard to spot. Andrea and I spent the night in the main place where they all are drinking and trying to come up with a system to spot them. We found one, their feet size if their weakness, they're massive bloke feet. That took all night to figure out in the mean time there are some sights to tell about.
Firstly, the ladyboys on the poles/podiums are quite bitchy to one another. One ladyboy got into a bit of an tizz and the removed one of his/her chicken fillets to mop her brow ! They are quite open in showing their bits to everyone, alowing photos and everything (we forgot our camera thankfully). It's all very entertaining. Other occurances was this 60 year old man turning up at the bar we were at with 3 "ladies" with him !!! Andrea was amazed and had a chat with both him and the girls. There was also a time when i needed the loo, upon my return, Andrea was swamped by a ladyboy and a waitress who were asking Andrea if she was a ladyboy. Everyone in the bar was laughing and the waitress even felt Andrea's boob to see if it was real! Andrea couldn't communicate with me very well as she was laughing so hard about it all, so waitress told me all this.
We left our ladyboys here and headed for a go go bar. This was just as entertaining as the place we were in was more like a go go market with one path that went through about 20 bars. Blokes here were really getting grabbed loads by the girls and getting a lot of hastle. Andrea and I went through it all unscathed. We found a bar where the girls were dancing on the bar and then waited for some sights, there was only one and that was a really drunk westerner who came in with his "lady" she then proceeded to get him to buy all the bar staff and go go girls a few drinks...they really were fleecing this guy for all that he had.
After a few days weathering out the storm here, the sun finally came out today...Andrea has already ordered a load of chip fat for her upcoming sunbath'o'thon.
We landed at Bangkok airport and stayed the night at a hotel nearby so we could decide where we were going next. Bangkok will be the last leg of our Thailand trip as Andrea has said that's where she'll be buying loads of stuff from. I think it's a favour so i don't have to carry so much around Thailand, i just have to carry it from then on ;) We decided on Phuket as geographically it seemed like the best place to start. This was the first time that we've ever turned up at an airport and not had a flight ticket, and we didn't have much trouble getting one. Bangkok airport is massive by the way and quite impressive. This was also our first taste at seeing some UK shops for almost a year. Andrea was all in a flutter when she saw a Boots Chemist !
Landing in Phuket the weather was really bad, the rain was very wet. We managed to book into a very classy hotel at Patong Beach called "PS2 Bungalow" it's about 8 pounds per night, has a pool/aircon and is our cheapest hotel yet ! woo! There are no PS2's in the room though which i think is blatant misadvertising, there are however a team of cute kittens that come up to us when we're outside. Patong is a dump really, it's very touristy and full of fish and chip shops and tacky shops...Not that any of this is bad, Andrea loves a bit of tat (or "classy tat" as she calls it).
Walking about here is pretty scary, not by the fact that you might get mugged or anything, but in the sheer number of Massage Parlours. They're all genuine and most of them have teams of thai ladies ouside and will shout, grab, probably flash their bits too, just to get you inside them. We've discovered that "Oil Massage" is the code word for the "extras" that may accompany a massage (how delicately did i put that !). Walking on my own it's ten times worse for me as that's when they start blocking your path and grabbing you. Andrea has it easy.
After three days here we finally hit the main street where all the action was. Before this we were spotting ladyboys (can't believe they have a link for ladyboys)here and there, but when we got to this street...oh my! It's on the street where the Thai boxing stadium is, and you can't swing a dead cat in this street without hitting a ladyboy or a go-go dancer. Most of the ladyboys are really easy to spot...they're just to butch, beardy, or hairy. Some of them however are really hard to spot. Andrea and I spent the night in the main place where they all are drinking and trying to come up with a system to spot them. We found one, their feet size if their weakness, they're massive bloke feet. That took all night to figure out in the mean time there are some sights to tell about.
Firstly, the ladyboys on the poles/podiums are quite bitchy to one another. One ladyboy got into a bit of an tizz and the removed one of his/her chicken fillets to mop her brow ! They are quite open in showing their bits to everyone, alowing photos and everything (we forgot our camera thankfully). It's all very entertaining. Other occurances was this 60 year old man turning up at the bar we were at with 3 "ladies" with him !!! Andrea was amazed and had a chat with both him and the girls. There was also a time when i needed the loo, upon my return, Andrea was swamped by a ladyboy and a waitress who were asking Andrea if she was a ladyboy. Everyone in the bar was laughing and the waitress even felt Andrea's boob to see if it was real! Andrea couldn't communicate with me very well as she was laughing so hard about it all, so waitress told me all this.
We left our ladyboys here and headed for a go go bar. This was just as entertaining as the place we were in was more like a go go market with one path that went through about 20 bars. Blokes here were really getting grabbed loads by the girls and getting a lot of hastle. Andrea and I went through it all unscathed. We found a bar where the girls were dancing on the bar and then waited for some sights, there was only one and that was a really drunk westerner who came in with his "lady" she then proceeded to get him to buy all the bar staff and go go girls a few drinks...they really were fleecing this guy for all that he had.
After a few days weathering out the storm here, the sun finally came out today...Andrea has already ordered a load of chip fat for her upcoming sunbath'o'thon.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
We're ok
For those of you that know where we are at the moment and those that don't, we're ok
We landed at Phuket airport yesterday from bangkok with the one-two-go carrier, and today this happens...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6997381.stm
We wont be using the 500 baht off the next flight voucher that we got. Just to say that we're fine and having a competition on how many ladyboys we can spot (There's a great big grey area here between men and women).
We landed at Phuket airport yesterday from bangkok with the one-two-go carrier, and today this happens...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6997381.stm
We wont be using the 500 baht off the next flight voucher that we got. Just to say that we're fine and having a competition on how many ladyboys we can spot (There's a great big grey area here between men and women).
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Day 14 - Last Trip on our Trip
Today was really the last day of the trip, there was only one excursion planned today and then a meal at lunch to say goodbye to everyone as a few in the group were changing hotels to bolt onto the start of a new tour (Cambodia).
The trip was quite a good one too, it was a visit to the Cu Chi tunnels which was used by the VC in the war. It was quite amazing just how massive these tunnels are, there are over 700km of tunnel network, most of which are still considered very dangerous because of the landmine and bamboo traps that litter them. They had kitchens, armories (converting US bombs into mines/grenade), sleeping areas,distilleries,watchposts and even schools! On the surface they seemed to mark areas whereby there was a trap or entrance by creating a fake termite mound, the US forces didn't suspect a thing, sometimes the tunnels were even underneath the US bases. Anyway, after a brief video at the start, we then wandered round the area with Khiem being our guide. He was showing us all sorts, trapdoors, entrances, giant bomb craters, termite mounds, ventilation, tanks, and bits of bomb still lying around. It was made all the more interesting by a soundtrack of gun fire in the area. I thought it was just speakers playing it but we found out that they had a firing range!
The firing range was good fun, you could buy bullets for all sorts of guns. Carmel was first to decide what she wanted to fire, it was an AK-47 the world most popular gun...Andrea told her that she was "common" and then went for the M-16. As for me, well not to be outdone by the ladies (especially after Andrea's shock decision), i went for the daddy...the M60 ! Whilst we were queuing to get our ammo, Carmel was jumping out of her skin every time a gunshot was heard on the rifle range. Andrea on the other hand got her 5 rounds and all of a sudden became a soldier of fortune ! I've no photo's of Andrea shooting the gun unfortunately, but i do have some camcorder footage of it all ! woo ! Every time Andrea shot hers you could see it kicking back into her shoulder and she'd turn round frowning about it all and then just start shooting again. I got 10 rounds for my M60 and i must admit when i fired the thing (on full auto) it drowned out every other gun on the range, great fun but a little scary too. As for what we were shooting at, i thought it would be Americans but it was "just" cutouts of tigers and elephants, not that anyone hit them.
After this we managed to watch rice paper and wine being made and then managed to go down into part of the tunnel complex that had been widened for western bums. It was pretty impressive, there was turning off points in the tunnel, trap doors to more tunnels going further down. We had a military guide in the tunnel who lead the way so we didn't go anywhere off the beaten track.
The trip was quite a good one too, it was a visit to the Cu Chi tunnels which was used by the VC in the war. It was quite amazing just how massive these tunnels are, there are over 700km of tunnel network, most of which are still considered very dangerous because of the landmine and bamboo traps that litter them. They had kitchens, armories (converting US bombs into mines/grenade), sleeping areas,distilleries,watchposts and even schools! On the surface they seemed to mark areas whereby there was a trap or entrance by creating a fake termite mound, the US forces didn't suspect a thing, sometimes the tunnels were even underneath the US bases. Anyway, after a brief video at the start, we then wandered round the area with Khiem being our guide. He was showing us all sorts, trapdoors, entrances, giant bomb craters, termite mounds, ventilation, tanks, and bits of bomb still lying around. It was made all the more interesting by a soundtrack of gun fire in the area. I thought it was just speakers playing it but we found out that they had a firing range!
The firing range was good fun, you could buy bullets for all sorts of guns. Carmel was first to decide what she wanted to fire, it was an AK-47 the world most popular gun...Andrea told her that she was "common" and then went for the M-16. As for me, well not to be outdone by the ladies (especially after Andrea's shock decision), i went for the daddy...the M60 ! Whilst we were queuing to get our ammo, Carmel was jumping out of her skin every time a gunshot was heard on the rifle range. Andrea on the other hand got her 5 rounds and all of a sudden became a soldier of fortune ! I've no photo's of Andrea shooting the gun unfortunately, but i do have some camcorder footage of it all ! woo ! Every time Andrea shot hers you could see it kicking back into her shoulder and she'd turn round frowning about it all and then just start shooting again. I got 10 rounds for my M60 and i must admit when i fired the thing (on full auto) it drowned out every other gun on the range, great fun but a little scary too. As for what we were shooting at, i thought it would be Americans but it was "just" cutouts of tigers and elephants, not that anyone hit them.
After this we managed to watch rice paper and wine being made and then managed to go down into part of the tunnel complex that had been widened for western bums. It was pretty impressive, there was turning off points in the tunnel, trap doors to more tunnels going further down. We had a military guide in the tunnel who lead the way so we didn't go anywhere off the beaten track.
Leaving the tunnels we then pottered round the gift shops on the complex and then a bus journey back to the hotel. We then went for, what we thought would be, our last meal together. The lunch was ok, nothing special as it was another Vietnamese meal. In the afternoon we hit the market for some bargain hunting and then back to the hotel. The evening was another meal but this time it was outside at the market, very good meal too. Andrea and some of the girls were watching the frogs swimming in this big tank and thinking how cute they were when the chef grabs one, whacks its head on the kirb, then chops his head and legs off, and stuffed its chest (not paxo) ! Some of the ladies were almost sick. This is suppose is the Vietnamese way, they really do eat anything here.
Day 13 - Saigon
Like the previous post said we arrived in Saigon at 4:30 in the morning so we were pretty knackered. We couldn't even check in to the hotel until mid morning so we went on our tour of Saigon. Saigon is the western brother of Hanoi in the north. Saigon has more traffic lights and the mopeds are a bit more organised, but then there is a lot more on the road than Hanoi. Crossing the road here is almost as bad as Hanoi, except for the fact that they have "tourist police". The tourist police are great, they always look unhappy 'cause of the awful green uniform they have to wear, but when they see you they smile and help you cross the road or try to answer any questions that you have about the area.
We decided on having our cyclo tour round the city to kill some time. Like I said, everyone was pretty knackered from getting up early, Andrea was coughing like a trooper and not talking 'cause she's allergic to early mornings.
The first stop was the war remnants museum. This place was pretty amazing and will leave quite an impression on me for some time to come. Whilst the museum in Hanoi was overtly more biased, here the photos pretty much told the story. Outside the place there are capture vehicles, aircraft and bombs, but it's the inside that's the most dramatic. There are quite a few famous photos here and most of them have been taken by American journalists during the war. Of course i can imagine there was atrocities on both sides and this place wasn't going to speak about the VC ones, it certainly shouted very loudly about the American ones, particularly agent orange and the My Lai Massacre.
The next stop was the reunification palace, this was quite cool as we'd seen the different photo's from the war where the tanks went crashing through the gate (it marked the end of the war). Both of the tanks that did this are restored and are on displace at the from of the palace :) The palace itself wouldn't look out of place in Milton Keynes as it was pretty bland and ugly.
Our little cyclo tour then headed into the center of the city, on the way we saw a street stall selling puppies,turtles,squirrels, and chipmunks (our guide Khiem thought that only the puppies were pets the rest was being sold for food!). Then it was a off to the Notre-Dame cathedral and the post office in the city to look at their architecture, they're the oldest buildings in Saigon. That marked the end of the visits and only the return cyclo trip back was to go. The one sight i remember seeing on this journey back was going through the posh shopping area, there was a giant Louis Vuitton shop and right outside the shop was an old woman getting told to "move" by the police as she was trying to sell live chickens to passers by. hahahaha I'm guessing it'll be a while before the place is fully westernised and that'd be a good thing.
Back at the hotel we dashed out again to hit the big market, Andrea was getting an itchy purse. We went to a "Pho 2000" place for lunch first i had a beef stew which was nice and everyone else didn't like theres. There was a picture of Bill Clinton on the wall when he visited, the photos are following us as we saw a similar one on the wall in a craft shop in Hanoi. In the market, we lost people countless times and traders offered me clothing, watches, coffee beans, junk and tat. A massive storm hit then which made us stay in the market to try and wait it out, this storm was not going away though so we just had to make a break for it back to the hotel. Everyone pretty much fell asleep for the afternoon then.
The evening consisted of a few of us going out for a posh Chinese where they served stuff like "pig's stomach". I don't think anyone really enjoyed their meal that night and Carmel had to wait over an hour for hers to turn up (she was always last to be served).
We decided on having our cyclo tour round the city to kill some time. Like I said, everyone was pretty knackered from getting up early, Andrea was coughing like a trooper and not talking 'cause she's allergic to early mornings.
The first stop was the war remnants museum. This place was pretty amazing and will leave quite an impression on me for some time to come. Whilst the museum in Hanoi was overtly more biased, here the photos pretty much told the story. Outside the place there are capture vehicles, aircraft and bombs, but it's the inside that's the most dramatic. There are quite a few famous photos here and most of them have been taken by American journalists during the war. Of course i can imagine there was atrocities on both sides and this place wasn't going to speak about the VC ones, it certainly shouted very loudly about the American ones, particularly agent orange and the My Lai Massacre.
The next stop was the reunification palace, this was quite cool as we'd seen the different photo's from the war where the tanks went crashing through the gate (it marked the end of the war). Both of the tanks that did this are restored and are on displace at the from of the palace :) The palace itself wouldn't look out of place in Milton Keynes as it was pretty bland and ugly.
Our little cyclo tour then headed into the center of the city, on the way we saw a street stall selling puppies,turtles,squirrels, and chipmunks (our guide Khiem thought that only the puppies were pets the rest was being sold for food!). Then it was a off to the Notre-Dame cathedral and the post office in the city to look at their architecture, they're the oldest buildings in Saigon. That marked the end of the visits and only the return cyclo trip back was to go. The one sight i remember seeing on this journey back was going through the posh shopping area, there was a giant Louis Vuitton shop and right outside the shop was an old woman getting told to "move" by the police as she was trying to sell live chickens to passers by. hahahaha I'm guessing it'll be a while before the place is fully westernised and that'd be a good thing.
Back at the hotel we dashed out again to hit the big market, Andrea was getting an itchy purse. We went to a "Pho 2000" place for lunch first i had a beef stew which was nice and everyone else didn't like theres. There was a picture of Bill Clinton on the wall when he visited, the photos are following us as we saw a similar one on the wall in a craft shop in Hanoi. In the market, we lost people countless times and traders offered me clothing, watches, coffee beans, junk and tat. A massive storm hit then which made us stay in the market to try and wait it out, this storm was not going away though so we just had to make a break for it back to the hotel. Everyone pretty much fell asleep for the afternoon then.
The evening consisted of a few of us going out for a posh Chinese where they served stuff like "pig's stomach". I don't think anyone really enjoyed their meal that night and Carmel had to wait over an hour for hers to turn up (she was always last to be served).
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Day 12 - Getting dirty in Nha Trang
Ah, lazy start to the day, sat on the beach with Erika watching the crabs crawl out of their little hole with the sand in their claws and flicking it out then popping back in to get some more sand and doing the same thing.
Whilst i was crab watching, Simon was attempting to go for the cheapest haircut in asia but failed miserably. They started cutting his hair with a cutthroat razor and then he told them no shave it with the electric razor so they did but didnt quite do his bald patch as they obviously think it needs to be longer. They then asked him if he wants it shampooing which he said yes to, they then proceeded to massage his forehead, put cream on his face, wipe it off, put hot and cold steam on it, and then finally shampooed his head. Therefore it wasnt his cheapest hair cut yet.
In the afternoon we went of for the day to go to the mud baths, before we got there though we went to a cham ruin and a sleeping buddha (massive white lying down buddha) at Long Son Pagoda. The mud bath however was the highlight of the day. All of us got in to one big bath and they then filled it in with mud and we took turns to pour it on each others heads, we then went into the hot mineral spas to relax afterwards. We then could go for a dip in the swimming pool, its not cool though it was boiling.
This is our last day in Nha Trang and really it would have been nice to have a couple more days here to relax and especially to go over the sea on to the other island by cable car.
In the evening everyone went back to the Indian/Italian place but we decided to go to a Turkish restaurant instead and at the end Simon had an apple tobacco waterpipe(bong), we shared this with Mary, Roll and Erika. This was very funny watching them trying to inhale it.
After dinner back on the night train again, to arrive in Saigon at 4.30 :-(
Whilst i was crab watching, Simon was attempting to go for the cheapest haircut in asia but failed miserably. They started cutting his hair with a cutthroat razor and then he told them no shave it with the electric razor so they did but didnt quite do his bald patch as they obviously think it needs to be longer. They then asked him if he wants it shampooing which he said yes to, they then proceeded to massage his forehead, put cream on his face, wipe it off, put hot and cold steam on it, and then finally shampooed his head. Therefore it wasnt his cheapest hair cut yet.
In the afternoon we went of for the day to go to the mud baths, before we got there though we went to a cham ruin and a sleeping buddha (massive white lying down buddha) at Long Son Pagoda. The mud bath however was the highlight of the day. All of us got in to one big bath and they then filled it in with mud and we took turns to pour it on each others heads, we then went into the hot mineral spas to relax afterwards. We then could go for a dip in the swimming pool, its not cool though it was boiling.
This is our last day in Nha Trang and really it would have been nice to have a couple more days here to relax and especially to go over the sea on to the other island by cable car.
In the evening everyone went back to the Indian/Italian place but we decided to go to a Turkish restaurant instead and at the end Simon had an apple tobacco waterpipe(bong), we shared this with Mary, Roll and Erika. This was very funny watching them trying to inhale it.
After dinner back on the night train again, to arrive in Saigon at 4.30 :-(
Day 11 - Nha Trang
Just a little note about leaving Hoi An, it's just another thing to add to our stuff that we've missed. Hoi An is a beautiful town untouched by time and on the 15th of every month they have a lantern festival whereby all the shops and houses have lit lanterns outside to remember the dead. We left 5 days before this festival....great ! Anyway, loved Hoi An, and Carol is my Tailor :)
It was up early today, for another tour, this time round Nha Trang. This place, like Hoi An, is where a lot of the locals come for holiday as there is a great beach and lots of islands dotted around. Our tour today was a boating/island hopping one. The first island we went to was, err, can't remember the name but it was nice. The boat anchored up in the harbor and a load of ladies in their basket boats (yes it's a boat that's like a basket) turned up to ferry us to the village. You have to jump into the center of these boats as getting in normally will upturn them. After getting to the village we had a local guide that showed us how those boats were made(bamboo, cowpoo and tar), squid drying in the sun (sun dried squid is a delicacy here), lots of kids about saying "hello". Andrea, scornfully asked the guide why the kids aren't in school, he just replied "'cause it's Saturday"....hehehehe. We then ended up at this giant aquarium which looked like something from the Pirates of the Caribbean films, It was quite good. They had some stone fish, turtles, sharks, and giant moray eels.
Hopping onto our boat, which had come round to the other side of the island, we headed off to do a bit of snorkeling in the ocean. The first time in the water though, we had to jump off the roof of the boat with the skipper, it was only me, Roll and the captain that did it as the ladies were scared. We all then went in and had a great time swimming about near the rocks, apart from the usual fish you see there was some long things that looked like sea snakes but probably weren't.
We then had some lunch prepared for us by the crew. It was a Vietnamese meal which meant lots of nice dishes that i can't pronounce, oh, except spring rolls and rice - no noodle today ;) It was then a short trip to a neighboring island for an afternoon on the beach. Andrea and I had a good book each in toe, the others settled for sleeping/reading/parasailing/jetskiing. We left here and then headed back to the pool in the hotel to catch the rest of the sun and prepare for the evening meal.
It was just a few of us going out tonight to a Italian/Indian restaurant (yes you read it right) that was perfect for us as Andrea had a curry and I had a pizza. We then had a drink at a local bar where Vietnam was playing some other team at football, they were very passionate about it. Carmel spent the night trying to find a rich Vietnamese to marry. The walk there consisted of us walking past a big pile of rubbish that was left in the dark street, getting closer you could see it was moving with loads of rats, closer still and they'd scatter all over the shop. They'd run for cover under the metal fence but was stop just underneath with their bums showing to you, it was as if "If i can't see you, you can't see me" mentality going on with them.
After getting back to the hotel the others went to bed as it was 9pm after all, we were having none of it and decided to hit the town on our own. We came across the a club which ended up being full, so we moved to the very classily named "007 Discotheque". Outside we were greeted by a lovely Vietnamese girl in traditional dress who told us it was great in side and we should go in, as we never knew any other clubs we did. I say that "we were told", but according to Andrea the girl completely blanked her. Inside the club it was full of locals and waitresses, a few westerners came in shortly after. We just sat at a table an watched people and listened to the music go from Karaoke to europop to techno and to nam-house(?!?) During the europop phase the two western girls were up on podiums, pole dancing, much to the locals delight...they must of been from the UK. Anyway, littered about the club were these guys(/pimps) that were looking after these scantily clad ladies. The ladies were not going off with the locals but making them talk and getting them to spend there money on drink and stuff. The girl from the door kept coming in occasionally to check up on us and that we were ok. Unless you're in a "lock in" in Vietnam, everything closes by midnight as it's the law here, so we left the place on our latest night out yet in Vietnam!
It was up early today, for another tour, this time round Nha Trang. This place, like Hoi An, is where a lot of the locals come for holiday as there is a great beach and lots of islands dotted around. Our tour today was a boating/island hopping one. The first island we went to was, err, can't remember the name but it was nice. The boat anchored up in the harbor and a load of ladies in their basket boats (yes it's a boat that's like a basket) turned up to ferry us to the village. You have to jump into the center of these boats as getting in normally will upturn them. After getting to the village we had a local guide that showed us how those boats were made(bamboo, cowpoo and tar), squid drying in the sun (sun dried squid is a delicacy here), lots of kids about saying "hello". Andrea, scornfully asked the guide why the kids aren't in school, he just replied "'cause it's Saturday"....hehehehe. We then ended up at this giant aquarium which looked like something from the Pirates of the Caribbean films, It was quite good. They had some stone fish, turtles, sharks, and giant moray eels.
Hopping onto our boat, which had come round to the other side of the island, we headed off to do a bit of snorkeling in the ocean. The first time in the water though, we had to jump off the roof of the boat with the skipper, it was only me, Roll and the captain that did it as the ladies were scared. We all then went in and had a great time swimming about near the rocks, apart from the usual fish you see there was some long things that looked like sea snakes but probably weren't.
We then had some lunch prepared for us by the crew. It was a Vietnamese meal which meant lots of nice dishes that i can't pronounce, oh, except spring rolls and rice - no noodle today ;) It was then a short trip to a neighboring island for an afternoon on the beach. Andrea and I had a good book each in toe, the others settled for sleeping/reading/parasailing/jetskiing. We left here and then headed back to the pool in the hotel to catch the rest of the sun and prepare for the evening meal.
It was just a few of us going out tonight to a Italian/Indian restaurant (yes you read it right) that was perfect for us as Andrea had a curry and I had a pizza. We then had a drink at a local bar where Vietnam was playing some other team at football, they were very passionate about it. Carmel spent the night trying to find a rich Vietnamese to marry. The walk there consisted of us walking past a big pile of rubbish that was left in the dark street, getting closer you could see it was moving with loads of rats, closer still and they'd scatter all over the shop. They'd run for cover under the metal fence but was stop just underneath with their bums showing to you, it was as if "If i can't see you, you can't see me" mentality going on with them.
After getting back to the hotel the others went to bed as it was 9pm after all, we were having none of it and decided to hit the town on our own. We came across the a club which ended up being full, so we moved to the very classily named "007 Discotheque". Outside we were greeted by a lovely Vietnamese girl in traditional dress who told us it was great in side and we should go in, as we never knew any other clubs we did. I say that "we were told", but according to Andrea the girl completely blanked her. Inside the club it was full of locals and waitresses, a few westerners came in shortly after. We just sat at a table an watched people and listened to the music go from Karaoke to europop to techno and to nam-house(?!?) During the europop phase the two western girls were up on podiums, pole dancing, much to the locals delight...they must of been from the UK. Anyway, littered about the club were these guys(/pimps) that were looking after these scantily clad ladies. The ladies were not going off with the locals but making them talk and getting them to spend there money on drink and stuff. The girl from the door kept coming in occasionally to check up on us and that we were ok. Unless you're in a "lock in" in Vietnam, everything closes by midnight as it's the law here, so we left the place on our latest night out yet in Vietnam!
Day 10 Rollin in our Express Train
Time to leave Hoi An, after dropping our clothes off at the post office to be sent home. The post office was great she packed all our stuff up for us in a box, whether she managed to pack our conical hat safely is debatable but we will see what happens.
Anyway today is the lazy day 9 hours on the train, back in our lovely cabin shared with mary and Rollin, we got to admire the countryside and see the sunset though as we travelled along.
Me and Erika decided to go exploring the train, as we are in first class which is a pretty minging cabin we wanted to see what the other classes were like so we started to walk down the train past the 2nd class which was like our rooms but 3 levels of beds ie 6 people, and then into standard class which yeah were just chairs but they did at least have a couple of teles, they seem to like watchin Tom and Jerry. We carried on past them and ended up in the dining cart where all the staff seemed to congregate. We were suddenly the centre of attention and they asked us to sit down with them so we did, there was 2 policemen, the manager of the train his assistant and 1 other, a guy came over from the kitchen who could speak a little english. They were asking where we lived, they got excited when Erika said she was American and they pointed to one of the Policeman. They offered us some drinks which consisted of 333(bababa) beer and little shots of vodka (from a water bottle). Note this was the Police and the manager of the train, who was sharing their drinks. I was a wimp and kept saying no to them though as i kept rubbing my belly and telling them i would be ill. At one stage the manager tried to talk to Erika and was laughing at the colour of Erikas legs compared to mine. She has very white skin as we are discovering to the Asians -white skin is beautiful, brown skin is not. When we left the policeman shook my hand and tickled my hand. When i told Mary she thought this was really funny as it means something rude???
Chatting with Kiem on the train he was telling us about Vietnamese and their relationships with each other. His analgy about life is:
People cant live without rice, just sometimes though people fancy a bit of noodle.
Rice being wife/girlfriend, noodle being bit on the side. Now i know Simon prefers Fried Rice over Noodle, so if he ever changes im gomma get worried ;-). Oh yes and he said to me that he thinks Simon is a Gentlemen.
Arrive in Nha Trang at 10 so went straight to bed, hotel is great its got a swimming pool and right near the beach.
Anyway today is the lazy day 9 hours on the train, back in our lovely cabin shared with mary and Rollin, we got to admire the countryside and see the sunset though as we travelled along.
Me and Erika decided to go exploring the train, as we are in first class which is a pretty minging cabin we wanted to see what the other classes were like so we started to walk down the train past the 2nd class which was like our rooms but 3 levels of beds ie 6 people, and then into standard class which yeah were just chairs but they did at least have a couple of teles, they seem to like watchin Tom and Jerry. We carried on past them and ended up in the dining cart where all the staff seemed to congregate. We were suddenly the centre of attention and they asked us to sit down with them so we did, there was 2 policemen, the manager of the train his assistant and 1 other, a guy came over from the kitchen who could speak a little english. They were asking where we lived, they got excited when Erika said she was American and they pointed to one of the Policeman. They offered us some drinks which consisted of 333(bababa) beer and little shots of vodka (from a water bottle). Note this was the Police and the manager of the train, who was sharing their drinks. I was a wimp and kept saying no to them though as i kept rubbing my belly and telling them i would be ill. At one stage the manager tried to talk to Erika and was laughing at the colour of Erikas legs compared to mine. She has very white skin as we are discovering to the Asians -white skin is beautiful, brown skin is not. When we left the policeman shook my hand and tickled my hand. When i told Mary she thought this was really funny as it means something rude???
Chatting with Kiem on the train he was telling us about Vietnamese and their relationships with each other. His analgy about life is:
People cant live without rice, just sometimes though people fancy a bit of noodle.
Rice being wife/girlfriend, noodle being bit on the side. Now i know Simon prefers Fried Rice over Noodle, so if he ever changes im gomma get worried ;-). Oh yes and he said to me that he thinks Simon is a Gentlemen.
Arrive in Nha Trang at 10 so went straight to bed, hotel is great its got a swimming pool and right near the beach.
Day 9 - My Son
Right, whilst Andrea was having a lazy day shopping and "living it large" in Hoi An, i decided to hop onto an optional trip to the My Son ruins. These ruins were built in the Cham Empire which is now kerput. The point i'm trying to make is these were actually as old as they looked ! yes, 8th century stuff. Apparently, they are very similar to the temples at Angkor wat in Cambodia, only not as large and wasn't in any movies. It was however, a hiding place for the VC during the war so part of the complex was completely flattened by the Americans, there are still bits of bomb and craters about.
Apart from that and the link there's not much to explain about the ruins themselves, other than they are impressive. One thing i would like to mention is that it was located in a place that the locals call "Sun valley" because it's like a giant crater like valley that acts like a radar dish and sucks up heat. This was really HOT, just walking 50 yards from the bus to the nice cafe made me break out in a mega sweat, let alone hiking round this place. I'm sure that Andrea was thinking of me whilst she was supping on her lime juice and living the live ;)
Apart from that and the link there's not much to explain about the ruins themselves, other than they are impressive. One thing i would like to mention is that it was located in a place that the locals call "Sun valley" because it's like a giant crater like valley that acts like a radar dish and sucks up heat. This was really HOT, just walking 50 yards from the bus to the nice cafe made me break out in a mega sweat, let alone hiking round this place. I'm sure that Andrea was thinking of me whilst she was supping on her lime juice and living the live ;)
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