Thursday, May 13, 2010
It's been a while and ...OMG Glastonbury
Monday, February 04, 2008
Photo Comp and Erica
:: Schmap Sydney Fourth Edition: Photo Inclusion
Hi Andrea,(and Simon)
I am delighted to let you know that your submitted photohas been selected for inclusion in the newly released fourth edition of our Schmap Sydney Guide:
Palm Beach
http://www.schmap.com/sydney/activities_outdoors/p=66643/i=66643_15.jpg
If you like the guide and have a website, blog or personalpage, then please also check out the customizablewidgetized versions of our Schmap Sydney Guide, completewith your published photo:
http://www.schmap.com/guidewidgets/p=22967152N00/c=SF50012193
Thanks so much for letting us include your photo - please enjoy the guide!
Best regards,
Emma Williams,Managing Editor, Schmap Guides
To find our picture (which we actually dont even think is from Palm Beach) you have to flick through the different Palm Beach pictures. But there we are famous. Well admittedly i am as Simon put my name on it.
Erica (girl from Vietnam
The other thing i wanted to add to this blog was a link to Ericas picture site whereby she has pictures of us from Vietnam:
http://picasaweb.google.com/erica.brooks/
http://picasaweb.google.com/erica.brooks/hanoi
http://picasaweb.google.com/erica.brooks/halongbay
http://picasaweb.google.com/erica.brooks/hue
http://picasaweb.google.com/erica.brooks/hoian
http://picasaweb.google.com/erica.brooks/nhatrang
http://picasaweb.google.com/erica.brooks/saigon
and the blog:
http://eversoe.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Hints and Tips for travelling again
This one is gonna be an epic mail guys, so brace yourself. This has mainly been compiled by Andrea so she should take all credit/gold stars for it...i just filled in the blanks one evening. The main thing to remember is that everything we say here are just tips and we are in no way telling you where to go and what to do as that's all the fun in the adventure. Without further ado, have a read and I hope that some of the tips might be handy for you....
Diary/Blog
Firstly for some bed time reading, please feel free to read our blog: http://gigpop.blogspot.com
Click on the months down the right hand side, to flick to differnet blog entries. We would highly recommend that you both write a blog. Its really an on line diary and will mean that friends and family can read it as you go along your travels and read about what you have done, without you needing to email everyone repeating your stories over and over again. More importantly though its something you will be able to read when you have grown old. We will at some stage have our blog printed out so its like a book. There are lots of different blog websites but we used: www.blogger.com which is a very simple blog but you can amend the design of the screens easily and also add things on the right hand side (have a look at our blog for what i mean) There are some other blogging websites that are more specific for travelling, so you can add an entry to each different place you travel. For example: http://www.travelblog.org/ . We decided against this as we wasnt going to necessarily write about every place we went to. They do however have a map on that you can track your journey on, which i think is very useful. I would check these all out before you go and see if you like them.
Email/Skype/Mobile
Asia and Australia have a lot of internet cafes so as long as you are in backpacking areas you should find one. America and Fiji were limited. The hotels in America normally have a computer though you can use in the Reception area. You may or may not have heard of skype, but its a great cheap way of ringing home. Before you go, get yourself a skype account and put say £10.00 credit on it. You will find that most internet cafes have skype on the computers and you can then ring your family on their landline through the computer and it will cost peanuts. Website is www.skype.com. If your family do have a computer then if they have skype running you can ring each other and it will cost nothing. The other options is phone cards. They are fairly cheap as well.
Mobile phone. If you have a mobile phone here thats unlocked so you can put a sim card from any network then this can prove really helpful. As soon as we got to Aussie we got an Aussie vodaphone sim card and then we could ring up trying to find somewhere to live in Australia without it costing a fortune. We also found it really handy in Asia. In Malaysia and Thailand we bought sim cards at the airport and we were then able to ring up hotels. In most of the countries i think the sim cards are free anyway.
Luggage
Its not easy to travel light, and we were rubbish at it, but it really does make sense to travel as light as you can. Particularly in Asia. In America its more difficult because you tend to dress up a little more, but in Asia its so hot and everyone is so studenty then you care less about the fact that are wearing the same outfit all the time (it does bug you though). We didnt have backpacks, and i would say it was only a couple of times where it would have made more sense to have backpacks (Only in Asia) and it was a little embarrasing that we didnt look like the other backpackers, but we purposely didnt want to do the backpacking lifestyle but be poshpackers.
Make sure though that you can each both carry your own suitcase up and downstairs. The case i started of with in America was far to heavy. (it had a heavy sticker on it hahah from the airplane) Ooo that reminds me.. Some of the airline companys are really anal about the weight of luggage. We got stung a couple of times, particularly in Asia wehre the limit is 15kg each, but the fine is so small anyway you accept it. We got really stung though going to Las Vegas.
Post Stuff !
Post offices - Buy stuff and then send it back by Sea. Its really cheap especially in Malaysia. It takes 3 months to get home but its great opening a box when you get home and seeing all your stuff.
Finding accommodation other than hotels..
In Australia and New Zealand it's a good idea to check out http://www.gumtree.com/ (Links on the right for the correct location). Stick to the flat/house shares as you can easily get a nice room with an en-suite for a very reasonable price. Having house mates can be a great source of company if you're doing each others heads in, conversely, it's also nice though to have a door to shut out your house mates too. It's a good site to remember anyway as they do a lot more than just flat shares.
Travel Insurance.
We ended up getting our travel insurance from Direct line as they were the cheapest by far. I think it cost us around £550 for the two of us for 1 years travel insurance that included USA. If you have no plans on going to the US you can get this cheaper still. I think it's down to their daft health care system.
Where to go
We bought an around the world ticket from trailfinders that was:
London - San Francisco - Hawaii - Fiji - Sydney - Cairns - Singapore
Hongkong - London
We had to make our own way to Hong Kong (more about this later)
We had to go to these places but we could change our dates as long as they were all within a year. We didnt actually take the flight between Sydney and Cairns, as we wanted to go to see some friends but as long as we told Quantas/British Airways that we werent catching it, then they are okay. Apparently if you miss your flight they cancel the rest of the journey. I think overall the flights were about £1200 each. Going around the November months i think is the cheapest.
In regard to Asia, we decided that as we were planning on spending 6 months in Australia we didnt want to plan the Asia part of our journey upfront as it was to much organising, so this is why we concentrated on good flights to America, hawaii etc and we would worry about the coming home at a later stage. Overall we are happy we did this because it allowed us to land in Singapore and say right where now?. And if we liked/disliked somewhere then we stayed there longer. We slowly made our way round Asia going to:
Singapore
Malaysia - Borneo
Kuala Lumpur
Langkawi
Vietnam - 14 days of travelling throughout
Thailand - Phuket
Phi-Phi
Ko Sumai
Ko Tao
Bangkok
China - Macau
Hong Kong
This took us just under 3 months to get round Asia. We had a sketchy map in our head as to where we wanted to go but we really did decide on the go, where we were going. Sometimes we was at airports landed somewhere trying to find somewhere to stay. The reason we flew between a lot of places was because the flights were so cheap. We would recommend www.airasia.com. However dont go on 123airlines as this is the one that crashed in Phuket. Actually after that crash apart from the obvious big airline companies the only budget asia company i would go with now is airasia. However in Malaysia we were there when there was really bad publicity about coach crashes and we didnt feel safe travelling on coaches. So in summary of what we did for each country.
Singapore
It can be expensive to fly out of Singapore but if you get a bus across the border into Malaysia to Johor Bahru You can fly from that airport really cheap. (Its not the simpliest of journeys to get there as you have to get on and of buses to get through customs...Lonely Planet is your friend here)
Malaysia
We flew around the different places using Kuala Lumpar as a base. (Note KL has 2 airports so dont get mixed up) The lonelyplanet book was really handy for Malaysia.
Borneo is where the orangutans are
I think Kuala Lumpur was cheaper then Bangkok for clothes and rip offs.
Specially Trainers.
Its a very muslim country so do expect to cover up a little more, you will see lots of the women with the black outfits on, even on the beach.
The places we went to in Malaysia are: KL, Langawi, Kota Kinabalu, and some other place on the east of borneo.
Vietnam
This was one of our favourite places in Asia.
As its not so tourist hit we would recommend that you do a tour here. We did a 14 day tour and it was great. We went down the country via coach and over night train, and dont get me wrong it can be minging at times, but its funny as well. If you get a good group of people like we did then you have a great 14 days. We went with www.intrepidtravel.com . In hindsight we would have liked to have done longer and gone on to Cambodia as well and which would of ended up in Bangkok and meant we didnt have to pay for the flight from Vietnam to Bangkok. I think this is the tour we did:
http://www.intrepidtravel.com/trips/VSR . I could talk for ever about this trip. So im going to stop.
Highly recommend buying the box sets of tv programmes from here.
Thailand
Thailand was a bit of a disappointment after going to Vietnam as they are more influenced towards tourists. Having said that once we got used to it again, we had a really good time here. This was the most backpackery place and the lonely planet guide came in really handy here. On some islands it is wise to book ahead for where you are staying as they can get booked up.
We got buses and boats to all of the planes, oh and an over night train back to bangkok. As mentioned this was prob the most difficult part of the journey with cases.
Full moon party was an experience, and worth trying to get to, this was at ko-phanghan (near ko sumai). Its a party on the beach all night, all the differnent bars have house music pumpin out of them. Its very amusing if you like that sort of thing. We were rubbish in that we stayed till 2 and then caught the speed boat back to ko sumai. I think i would have prefered to stay on the island and then be able to get drunk without worrying about a journey over water home. The big places to go and see Thailand beach wise is the James bond island (where they filmed man with the golden gun) close to phuket (a dump by the way). The other is Ko Phi Phi, which was devastated by the tsunami and also has trips from here to "the beach" where the film was made. quite stunning really.
Macau
It was okay. It was like a toned down unfinished Las Vegas. and a big hit to our pocket after it being so cheap everywhere else. We stayed in some nice hotels though.
Hong Kong
This was the last place on our journey and the plan was to shop. - which we did
Alcohol really expensive here.
No rip of dvds here. Actually not particularly great on rip offs at all.
Recommend going up to Victoria Peak for some stunning views of HK and good shops and places to eat. find out more here... http://www.thepeak.com.hk/full/en/index.php
Handy Extra Hints.
Doing Bangkok, Macau, and Hong Kong was the wrong thing to do at the end, It was to many similar cities at the end of the holiday that were a bit to expense and we just wanted to go home at that stage
Favourite places for us
Simon Vietnam, Australia and Tasmania
Andrea Vietnam and any beach
phew!
Like we said, have a look at our blog as well. If you have any questions, feel free to email us it's not a problem.
take care,
Simon & Andrea xx
An abrupt end
Having said that, we had a fantastic time and every now and again we will add extra blog entries with things to help us remember our journey.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
Dressing down in Hong Kong
Apart from the last night we stayed in the tiniest room possible at the Bridal Tea Room hotel, which was in a great location near the tube station but was tiny. It had 2 small single beds, tv on a wall, and then the toilet/shower. TINY TINY TINY and about 25 quid a night which really in terms of Asia was expensive but it was the best we could do for Hong Kong. Having said that, the room may have been small but it was clean and it did mean that we purposely didnt spend any time in it but would sit down at the little cafe downstairs where we had free internet and could watch the back street life go past. Which surprisingly was good as we could watch the one armed octopus guy cooking food across the way and the chinese people would sit on the plastic chairs eating it. I did try some food from the cafe next door but it wasnt very nice - noodles with some spicy red things on top.
But to make up for it we paid $1200 HK Dollars (about £70) and we stayed in the Royal Garden Resort on the last night. It was the best because as well as being gorgeous we had dressing gowns in the room. This has made my year. For me it just meant that we might have enjoyed doing cheap and cheerful but its also great to do posh at the same time and completely reiterates that we are not backpackers but poshpackers. I LOVED THE DRESSING GOWNS. My list of things to have done this year defo included that.
On one our days in Hong Kong we went to Disneyland. We had a great day here, we caught the train to get there and one of the train journeys was on the disney train, it was like a fantasy limo inside with velvet seats, disney shaped windows. Very cute. We had a great day it may have included kids rides but we enjoyed them (well i did) just as much as the scary space mountain. One of the best rides (if u wanna call it that) was the haunted house where we had to walk through and things (people) would jump out on us. It was strange seeing chinese ghosts and zombies. Some of the people we walked around where really scared and would scream there heads of, it was funny watching them.
When we started our journey nearly a year ago the first night we went to a chinese restaurant in San Francisco. Now in Hong Kong we had an American meal by going to TGI Fridays. Oh my it was expensive. Struggling with the prices in Hong Kong as everything has been so cheap in the rest of Asia.
We discovered because alcohol is so expensive in Hong Kong ie a fiver for a glass of wine that they way to do it was to go to the happy hour places and do BOGOF, which is what we did. We found a nice bar that most western people seemed to go to and we was able to have a couple of beers and cider and then round the corner a kebab, eh this is the life. This was of course after a hard day shopping.
On a couple of evenings we walked down to Kowloon harbour to look across to the hong kong skyline and watch all of the buildings light up at night and then at 8oclock the buildings all have a bit of a lighting show set to music, this is definatly one of the best views we have seen.
Whilst waiting for the lights we walked along examining the Avenue of stars which is the same as Los Angeles except its all Chinese people which of course we dont recognise apart from Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. We did put our hands though on Jackie Chans handprint.
On our last evening, we spent a busy couple of hours running around, getting our hair done, shopping, seeing the lighting show and then we ended up in a mexican/chinese bar. We ended up somehow chatting to an American guy with a very interesting mustache. The conversation started off okay but it gradually started to turn into a pathetic conversation whereby he was telling us he travelled the world for his job checking planes (ie an ex pilot) but he owned a gun store in america and wanted a website down for it, and he thought me and Simon would be really good and we should talk business the next day blah blah. I very very stupidly told him (as i was still excited about it) about our dressing gowns and he asked me why was i telling him, was i inviting him in to see them. The conversation really was starting to go very dodgy so we left him at about 1 in the morning. Really i didnt want to go out for long as i just wanted to sit in my dressing gown, so i slept in it instead and then we didnt leave the room the next day until 12 on the dot so we could enjoy the room and the tele for the morning.
On the last day as well as running around looking for a white Ds from me (thank u Simon x), a teapot, Simons Ipod touch we wanted to go up to the Peak via the tram and see the skyline from high up. This was something again on my to do list but was something i expected to be a quiet affair and would be about seeing a temple at the top. How wrong i was, it was an hour queue to get on the tram, and then it was totally commercial at the top. We ended up eating at the Bubba Gump restaurant looking over amazing views and of course buying some more rubbish.
To get to the Airport we took our suitcases and our many bags of hand luggage and caught the train, we managed to get one of us on free as the Octopus card simon had bought previously to validate the airplane tickets seemed to continue to work. I spent most of this extremely fast journey trying to pack things tidyingly up in the suitcase. Once we got the airport we was extremely lucky as the plane going 10mins after our plane going to London had been delayed for 20hours. I dont think our mums would have been pleased if we had landed an extra day later.
Back home in England - 20th October 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Macau
Anyway, arriving in Macau is an eye opener. The taxi took us past the new venetian casino which is simply enormous and is the second largest building in the world, then over the bridge gave us view of the Grand Lisboa which is like a giant LED ball with a golden palm tree shaped hotel planted on top of it.
We stayed at the Hotel/Casino Fortuna initially which had more modestly priced rooms but like vegas the room prices go sky high on a Friday and Saturday night so we had to move again to a regular hotel that had views Chinese mainland! The casinos here are what Andrea call "hardcore" casinos full of very high stakes games, oh and stupid card games like Casino War which consists of everyone being given a card and if the dealers card is higher than yours, you loose ! it's a nice fast way to loose your money.
Walking about one night we stumbled upon the control tower for the motor racing street circuit. There has been nods from the bods saying that it will be on the F1 Calender soon, apparently. Further on from here was a weird "theme village" that contained, a volcano, a Chinese kinda temple, a stereotypical middle eastern town, Italy, New Orleans, and of course Africa. Apart from the middle east and the volcano, the other areas were themes for the restaurants within them. It was all very cheesy and the locals and Andrea loved it. The thing that made me laugh was there were quite a few posters advertising a kind of an advanced laser quest that was going to the held in the middle east !! I'm guessing the soldiers vs terrorists is a stereotype too now!
Anyway, wandering about we discovered where the new MGM Grand is going to be built, it's certainly big and kinda looks like 3 giant lego bricks ontop of each other. The MGM Lion is very impressive as its colours change occasionally.
On the next block to the MGM we stopped at a bar called the "MP3 Bar" that had some westerners there. The geeky side of us was drawn to the MP3 but after sitting down there it wasn't until a very scantily clad lady came up to us and asked what we fancied to drink did we realise what it was all about. It was then that we noticed that all the westerners were blokes and all the ladies were Russian/East European go-go dancers. They even had a pole in the middle of the bar where occasionally one of the girls would give a performance. Anyway, there were a lot of men that were "on business" in the bar with leggy blonds all over them, that was until a bunch of leggy asians wandered up the road and stopped outside (i think they were mobile go-go girls, have to keep up with the times i guess). They then swamped the blokes and were chatting and getting all touchy touchy. I had the feeling that at any moment a great big "girlfriend" *wobbles head* fight was gonna break out between the blonds and the asians....alas not. It was all very interesting though and I would recommend it for a drink or two.
Macau seemed to be famous for two things food wise, one was these really dry shortbread biscuits, which are quite nice once the dryness has gone, and these pieces of flat beef jerky Chinese style with all sorts of sauces over them. The shops selling these things were swamped with a throng of asian tourists buying loads of stuff whilst outside there were ladies from the shops offering samples of the biscuits and the jerky. They were at least to everyone except for Andrea as one lady refused to give her a sample biscuit. There was a moment where the woman was stood on the spot turning in circles whilst Andrea was running round the outside trying to grab a biscuit ! hehehe.
Andrea loved Macau and could of probably spent a couple of weeks here, for my part I though Macau was ok but it would be interesting to see it in about 5 years or so. For me, Hong Kong was much much better. :)
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Bangkok
So first stop was a hotel on Th Khao San called D & D inn. We arrived here at 8 in the morning from the train journey. We didnt actually want to be on Khao San Road but the taxi driver managed to overcharge us and then just dropped us off on this road even though we directed him to another road putting us both in a bad mood.
This road is where all the backpackers stay on. Its a drinking road but weirdly closes at 12. For example at 12 oclock on the first night we were sat on the road on some plastic stools chatting to some people drinking from plastic glasses, when suddenly we had to stand up and look like we were just walking around as the police went past. We then were able to sit back on our plastic stools again and continue chatting.
The days were spent shopping, we found a great shopping centre that had floors and floors of stuff to buy, so we bought a lot of stuff. It was Simons turn to go mad this time.
To go shopping we took what they call Tuk-Tuks . This was one of those things on the tick list to have done and is now completed. It was not the nicest journey we have had as it stinks of exhaust fumes and is very nosy.
The other entry on our list of things to do was to go to a ping pong show on Patpong Road. This was a disaster as we got ripped of when we went in to a club and had to pay triple the price of the drinks that they said. I tried to argue with the madam but really we didnt have any choice and as Simon pointed out, me arguing with this women is not going to get us anywhere apart from a punch on the nose. The girls just wanted tipping all the time for trying to massage my arms whilst we watched the bored fat semi naked girl fire darts from her bits into the balloons (was actually pretty impressive). We quickly had our drinks and left and instead of going into any other bars we went around the market instead. Ah shopping again.
So it was back to forgetting the seedy side of Bangkok and sticking with the dodgy shopping side of Bangkok. I think overall i preferred Kuala Lumpur for shopping.
Just before we left Thailand i managed to convince Simon that he couldnt leave without having some type of massage so he had 30mins of foot reflexology and i had a back massage. I think Simon came out better then i did because the women whilst very good caused me a lot of pain pulling me and pounding me. I think the objective is for them to get my bones to crack but as my bones dont really crack anyway it really hurt :-).
Flight to Macau was on Thursday 11th October on Air Asia
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Overnight Train to Bangkok from Champeon
Ko Tao - on the populated side of the island
For the past 4 or 5 nights (im struggling to remember the day nether mind the date) we have stayed at the Sunset Buri resort. In a nice air con room. We went as cheap as we were willing to go in the 500 baht room over the otherside of the island, this place is 1000baht(13quid) and is much nicer and it has a swimming pool, which is good because the water here is full of jelly fish which im scared of. Simons been teaching me in the pool to dive down and pick the stone up from the bottom. i finally achieved it on my last dive down on the last day, with my goggles on and my nose clip. Diving in from the side next lesson.
Ive had a bad belly most of the time here and kept having to run off most nights back to the hotel. Bit embarrasing after meeting a couple(Roxanne and Peter) that Simon had met at Brekkie in Ko Phi Phi. We went out with them a couple of nights in particular to play pool, watch england beat aussie in rugby and then caberet. Caberet consits of the lady boys badly miming to songs dressed up in wild outfits, very entertaining.
We have been on 2 trips whilst being here:
Fishing trip. Simon caught a fish but whilst winding it in, a baracuda came and bit the fish of so Simon only ended up with the head of a fish. However as that was the only thing we caught he won our round the world fishing comp this time so its 2 each at the mo, might have to wait until we get back to england for the tiebreaker.
Andrea - Fiji, Whitsunday islands
Simon - Cairns, Ko Toa
Sorkeling trip. This was one of the best places we have ever snorkeled. We went to 5 different places over the day. The first stop was Shark Bay. I didnt see it but Simon said he saw a shark that was bigger then him. He said that was scary. One of the bays we went to was like a school for baby fish. It had all the pretty fish everywhere but they were tiny. We saw lots of 'Finding Nemo' fish but the best bit was seeing the baby sharks. We saw a couple of them swimming around and we would try to swim after them to take pics but they are to fast and to scared of people. Another bay called Mango Bay had the most amount of jelly fish ive ever seen. Its strange but i dont mind getting in the water knowing there is baby sharks there but show me some jelly fish and im scared.
The final stopping place was the island of nang-yuan. This is a beautiful island that has the water coming in from both sides and there is a tiny strip of sand you can sunbathe on in between. Of one of the sides you can go snorkeling which had some great fish and coral but for me the most interesting thing was watching the scuba divers in the water learning how to dive properly. They would be in the water, taking their masks of and learning how to put the mask on and clear it of water. I cant even dive to pick a stone up from the bottom of the swimming pool without lessons from Simon, i really dont think scuba diving is for me.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Holy Storms
...oh btw, Andrea is the one camping it up !
Monday, October 01, 2007
Koh Tao
After arriving here in Koh Tao it was a taxi journey to the east side of the island. The roads here are really bad and taxi's tend to be Toyota HiLuxs or other big pick up 4x4 trucks. Everyone just sits in the back of the pick ups getting bounced around. Today, Andrea tried to use the camcorder on the back of one, i suspect it'll make everyone sick who watches it.
Anyway, the reason that we chose Koh Tao was that it was a little of the beaten track and it's also the #2 diving point in the world (#1 being the barrier reef). This was all according to them, which judging by the sheer number of diving companies here they might be right. As i've pointed out already, there isn't much in the way of roads here, but that's not all...24 hour electricity is a luxury, as is hot water. The mossies are pretty rampant on this island and seem to attack at any time of the day, the good news is is that you can see them to hit them. I walloped a big one yesterday that was feasting on my leg, when i lifted my hand up there was a big blood splatter mark left. I'm guessing it was my blood.
We were told that the east side was the best side to come snorkeling so we ended up at a place called Black Tip Diving in Tanote bay. The snorkeling was very very good, except that sometimes the water got a little cloudy. Great coral of all sorts, some small and wavey, some the size of buses. The variety of fish is pretty good too. The only problem with the place we stayed at was the hotel room, it had curtains that were too small, ants/termites and mossies everywhere (hence the problem with the laptop), power cuts, the worst shower ever (more of a cold dribble), and the hut had the same build quality as a "Prisoner Cell Block H" set...close the door and the whole wall wobbles.
Today, we had enough of slumming it and decided to leave the east side and head for west side where civilization is a bit better. Still no hot water though, but it appears to be one of our best rooms so far.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Mooning at Ko Pha-Ngan
So we went by speed boat - which did in fact speed. We were sat right at the front of the boat and as it flew over the waves we would lift out of our seats, at this stage i decided that there was not a chance i was going to get drunk at this party as there was now way i could get home by speed boat without being sick. When we got to the island the boat stopped so far from the beach we had to slide off the front of it and wade through the thigh deep water. Simon being the mountain goat that he is pretty much jumped of the boat and spend most of the evening with completely soaking shorts and undies.
Our first stop was somewhere to eat where luckily for me, they took that long to bring the food over i got to watch 2 shows of Friends on the tele. Next stop to even it out we went in a bar that had Family Guy on, which was extremely unfortunate because the 2 shows it was showing, we had watched the previous evening on the laptop.
At this stage the partys on the beach had really started to liven up and we spent the majority of the evening people watching getting pissed and falling over but still clutching their alcohol buckets.
The music was pumping out from about 10 different clubs on the beach and you could walk from one in to another watching people dance, only at one place did we really stop and listen to the old skool music before moving on people watching. As the night progressed more and more people were using the sea as a toilet, or using the beach as a bed. At one part of the beach there was a safe bed zone, ie a cornered of area that you could safely sleep. This was starting to get very busy.
At one stage whilst sat down on the rugs on the beach, a bunch of lady boys came and sat in front of us and were obviously perving at a bunch of english guys with their tops of. At one stage they got a picture all together but then when the lady boys tried to talk to the guys they hastely moved away. In another bar Simon saw a very drunk boy kissing a ladyboy and it was like oh he is so going to regret that tomorrow morning. hahaha
Simon had his head painted with a yellow mohican style strip which glowed in the dark and i got some red lit up horns, it helped us to find each other and Simon did look very cool.
By the end of the night after i had done a quick shop (to buy the souvenier t-shirt) and Simon had watched a girl crawl along the floor trying to hide under a shop stand and then wee'd herself whilst her boyfriend finally decided that giving her another drink probably wasnt the best idea. We decided to sit near our speed boat and try and get home. We managed to get on the 3 oclock speed boat not after having to wade through the water to my waist and fight the other 50 odd people trying to get on the boat as well. Highly amusing but hard work trying to keep the camera out of the water and being glad that neither me or Si were very drunk.
The speed boat back is one of the most terrifying journeys i have ever had, in that again we sat at the front and at some stages we were lifted out of our seats, and then it would bash down into the water. He had to slow down at some stages as the water was so rough. It didnt help that i had my hair washed and straightened at the hairdressers earlier and after the boat trip it was like a big ball of knots and Simon had spent most of the journey having it slapped against his face. hhahaaha
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Koh Sumui
Spent the day on the beach doing nothing. I keep shopping though, today I bought for 2 pound a table runner (at least thats what i think it is) of a guy on the beach. The girl behind me was buying 3 so we bargained together to get the 4 cheaper. Tomorrw im thinking a komono, i havent got one of them :-) oh and Si needs some new swimming shorts.
Tommorrow night of to the famous full moon party on the phangan island.
Ko Phi Phi cont...
On our last day we braved the 100+ steps to go up to the viewpoint which gave a panaromic view of Phi Phi. In the evening we went to the Cosmic restaurant which is our 3rd time there in 5 days as Simon liked the pizzas from there.
After the meal we walked around the island and bought some t-shirts and tried to find chopsticks (to add to our collection) and also to pass the old cute women shouting 'youhooo pancakes pancakes). Last stop was the irish pub to watch the man u versus Chelse match before bed.
Cute thing to remember - the little bird on the beach with the broken leg came to visit me both days whilst we were sat in the same deckchairs, obviously his little section of the beach.
Massages
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The Beach
Next stop was an amazing place to snorkel. We saw some great fish including a catfish, and a big fat slug and Si saw some nemo's.
After that we went on to Maya Bay which is where the film 'the beach' was filmed. To get to the beach though we had to jump in the sea and then swim over to a little cave and crawl through it. Very exhilerating but fun.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Phi Phi Island and Bond
The other day we went on a trip from Patong to go to see a temple, a village on water and then the highlight of the trip around the James Bond island from the film 'the man with the golden gun'. The island was very good.
Phi Phi island is beautiful and has helped to change my attidude about thailand as Patong really didnt give a good impression of the place. Phi Phi has no cars or scooters and its all little paths that you walk around going into shops, travelagents, restaurants or internet cafes and then either walk over to one side where the pier is with the boats or the other side where the beach is. Our hotel is bang in the middle of both so not far to walk for either.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Thailand
We landed at Bangkok airport and stayed the night at a hotel nearby so we could decide where we were going next. Bangkok will be the last leg of our Thailand trip as Andrea has said that's where she'll be buying loads of stuff from. I think it's a favour so i don't have to carry so much around Thailand, i just have to carry it from then on ;) We decided on Phuket as geographically it seemed like the best place to start. This was the first time that we've ever turned up at an airport and not had a flight ticket, and we didn't have much trouble getting one. Bangkok airport is massive by the way and quite impressive. This was also our first taste at seeing some UK shops for almost a year. Andrea was all in a flutter when she saw a Boots Chemist !
Landing in Phuket the weather was really bad, the rain was very wet. We managed to book into a very classy hotel at Patong Beach called "PS2 Bungalow" it's about 8 pounds per night, has a pool/aircon and is our cheapest hotel yet ! woo! There are no PS2's in the room though which i think is blatant misadvertising, there are however a team of cute kittens that come up to us when we're outside. Patong is a dump really, it's very touristy and full of fish and chip shops and tacky shops...Not that any of this is bad, Andrea loves a bit of tat (or "classy tat" as she calls it).
Walking about here is pretty scary, not by the fact that you might get mugged or anything, but in the sheer number of Massage Parlours. They're all genuine and most of them have teams of thai ladies ouside and will shout, grab, probably flash their bits too, just to get you inside them. We've discovered that "Oil Massage" is the code word for the "extras" that may accompany a massage (how delicately did i put that !). Walking on my own it's ten times worse for me as that's when they start blocking your path and grabbing you. Andrea has it easy.
After three days here we finally hit the main street where all the action was. Before this we were spotting ladyboys (can't believe they have a link for ladyboys)here and there, but when we got to this street...oh my! It's on the street where the Thai boxing stadium is, and you can't swing a dead cat in this street without hitting a ladyboy or a go-go dancer. Most of the ladyboys are really easy to spot...they're just to butch, beardy, or hairy. Some of them however are really hard to spot. Andrea and I spent the night in the main place where they all are drinking and trying to come up with a system to spot them. We found one, their feet size if their weakness, they're massive bloke feet. That took all night to figure out in the mean time there are some sights to tell about.
Firstly, the ladyboys on the poles/podiums are quite bitchy to one another. One ladyboy got into a bit of an tizz and the removed one of his/her chicken fillets to mop her brow ! They are quite open in showing their bits to everyone, alowing photos and everything (we forgot our camera thankfully). It's all very entertaining. Other occurances was this 60 year old man turning up at the bar we were at with 3 "ladies" with him !!! Andrea was amazed and had a chat with both him and the girls. There was also a time when i needed the loo, upon my return, Andrea was swamped by a ladyboy and a waitress who were asking Andrea if she was a ladyboy. Everyone in the bar was laughing and the waitress even felt Andrea's boob to see if it was real! Andrea couldn't communicate with me very well as she was laughing so hard about it all, so waitress told me all this.
We left our ladyboys here and headed for a go go bar. This was just as entertaining as the place we were in was more like a go go market with one path that went through about 20 bars. Blokes here were really getting grabbed loads by the girls and getting a lot of hastle. Andrea and I went through it all unscathed. We found a bar where the girls were dancing on the bar and then waited for some sights, there was only one and that was a really drunk westerner who came in with his "lady" she then proceeded to get him to buy all the bar staff and go go girls a few drinks...they really were fleecing this guy for all that he had.
After a few days weathering out the storm here, the sun finally came out today...Andrea has already ordered a load of chip fat for her upcoming sunbath'o'thon.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
We're ok
We landed at Phuket airport yesterday from bangkok with the one-two-go carrier, and today this happens...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6997381.stm
We wont be using the 500 baht off the next flight voucher that we got. Just to say that we're fine and having a competition on how many ladyboys we can spot (There's a great big grey area here between men and women).
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Day 14 - Last Trip on our Trip
The trip was quite a good one too, it was a visit to the Cu Chi tunnels which was used by the VC in the war. It was quite amazing just how massive these tunnels are, there are over 700km of tunnel network, most of which are still considered very dangerous because of the landmine and bamboo traps that litter them. They had kitchens, armories (converting US bombs into mines/grenade), sleeping areas,distilleries,watchposts and even schools! On the surface they seemed to mark areas whereby there was a trap or entrance by creating a fake termite mound, the US forces didn't suspect a thing, sometimes the tunnels were even underneath the US bases. Anyway, after a brief video at the start, we then wandered round the area with Khiem being our guide. He was showing us all sorts, trapdoors, entrances, giant bomb craters, termite mounds, ventilation, tanks, and bits of bomb still lying around. It was made all the more interesting by a soundtrack of gun fire in the area. I thought it was just speakers playing it but we found out that they had a firing range!
The firing range was good fun, you could buy bullets for all sorts of guns. Carmel was first to decide what she wanted to fire, it was an AK-47 the world most popular gun...Andrea told her that she was "common" and then went for the M-16. As for me, well not to be outdone by the ladies (especially after Andrea's shock decision), i went for the daddy...the M60 ! Whilst we were queuing to get our ammo, Carmel was jumping out of her skin every time a gunshot was heard on the rifle range. Andrea on the other hand got her 5 rounds and all of a sudden became a soldier of fortune ! I've no photo's of Andrea shooting the gun unfortunately, but i do have some camcorder footage of it all ! woo ! Every time Andrea shot hers you could see it kicking back into her shoulder and she'd turn round frowning about it all and then just start shooting again. I got 10 rounds for my M60 and i must admit when i fired the thing (on full auto) it drowned out every other gun on the range, great fun but a little scary too. As for what we were shooting at, i thought it would be Americans but it was "just" cutouts of tigers and elephants, not that anyone hit them.
After this we managed to watch rice paper and wine being made and then managed to go down into part of the tunnel complex that had been widened for western bums. It was pretty impressive, there was turning off points in the tunnel, trap doors to more tunnels going further down. We had a military guide in the tunnel who lead the way so we didn't go anywhere off the beaten track.
Leaving the tunnels we then pottered round the gift shops on the complex and then a bus journey back to the hotel. We then went for, what we thought would be, our last meal together. The lunch was ok, nothing special as it was another Vietnamese meal. In the afternoon we hit the market for some bargain hunting and then back to the hotel. The evening was another meal but this time it was outside at the market, very good meal too. Andrea and some of the girls were watching the frogs swimming in this big tank and thinking how cute they were when the chef grabs one, whacks its head on the kirb, then chops his head and legs off, and stuffed its chest (not paxo) ! Some of the ladies were almost sick. This is suppose is the Vietnamese way, they really do eat anything here.